Sollons place

A few questions to make you think

What was Captain Hook called before he had a hook for a hand?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
How come when you're a parent peace and quiet is more suspicious than it is relaxing?